Boredom at its finest

Rogue Trader is a pretty decent RPG, I still prefer DnD but I mean… you get to name A SHIP.

My world is a hive world, so I thought naming it something from a dichotomous key would be cool. Yeah. We named our ship DICHOTOMOUS KEY.

Also my (now-dead in-game) husband and his family were made of a lot of win. Baldwin Godwinne (Caerwyn’s father), Caerwyn Godwinne (in game husband), and Evelin Godwinne (Baldwin’s mother)…plus my LOVELY addition to the WIN in the family — Gweneviere Winifred “Gaynor” Godwinne (From the family Syrphidae). Naming my character ridiculously long names is just a hell of a lot of fun.

Foot of the Joke

This link and the comment section

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-notebook/human-foot-delivered-to-tory-headquarters/article2446647/comments/

The Tories (Conservatives) are the current majority government in Canada…and they got what seemed to be a human foot delivered to their HQ today. Disturbing…but the foot puns in the comments are pretty damned funny.

sparklemagpie:

hobanwashburnes:

#hobanwashburnes

One day the cause of my death will be cited as ‘Marvel Movie Marathon Drinking Game’ and there will be a printout of this attached to my autopsy report.

(via liamdryden)

catbountry:

drawingstupidmonsters:

jadeneternal:

The most amazing toys I’ve ever seen. I need to get some of these :)

The concept of this is just so fantastic. It is a tarantula, and it is a pirate. I also just can’t get over that he comes with a small parrot companion. Not only is a parrot a wonderful familiar for a spider pirate to have, but it also provides something to scale his size to. GIANT SPIDER PIRATES. Spirates. See attached, spirate picture that I drew. 

All my nightmares have come true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU

(via heartsnbruises)

katierebekah:

ouryoungwolf:

dracaerys:

You are: Daenerys Targaryen (fyah und blud errybody)

You live in: Pyke (my grease is greasier than yours)

Allies with: House Martell (better not offend those motherfuckers)

You marry: Jeyne Westerling (you mean the leg-cutting badass? she can amputate me any day)

Pet: Direwolf (skinchanging dreams are coming)

Enemy: Sandor Clegane :(

Betrayed by: Tywin Lannister D:

BFF: Cersei Lannister (in which our friendship is severed because I have sex with Jaime she pushes me down a well

Killed by: Roose Bolton (shivering because FLAYING D;)

• Robb
• living in Kings Landing
• Allied with the Tyrells
• Married to Catelyn (!!!!) 
• Pet Direwolf
• Enemies with Doran Martell
• Betrayed by Tywin 
• BFFs with Brienne
• Killed by Jaime

(AU - Robb takes Kings Landing, anyone?) 

• Sansa Stark
• Live in Winterfell (oh GOD)
• Allies with House Baratheon
• Married to Quentyn Martell
• Pet three eye crow
• Enemies with Doran Martell (lol)
• Betrayed by Twyin Lannister
• BFF Arianne Martell
• Killed by Jaime Lannister (killed by sexiness more like)

• Arya Stark
• Living in the The Free Cities
• Allied with the Martells
• Married to Quentyn Martell 
• Pet Dragon
• Enemies with Joffrey.
• Betrayed by Little Finger 
• BFFs with Jon Snow
• Killed by Melisandre

I don’t even want to know how I found this.

• So my friend was making a drink with peach syrup and club soda, so he was testing to make sure it tasted good, but unfortunately all the syrup was at the bottom. I gave him a knife.
• Me: How's it tasting?
• Him: Good, the knife adds something.
• Me: That would be the element of danger.
• Him: What?
• Me: Your drink, is now dangerous. Butter knives are more dangerous than they look. I've cut myself more on butter knives than on steak knives.
• Him: The element of danger... sure makes this drink taste good.

fishingboatproceeds:

nerdfighteria-tardis:

Reblog if you have this

Reblogging this from WIL WHEATON. (Also, I do have one of these.)

that-forgotten-avenger:

rockpapertheodore:

lacunamatata:

thecleverdevil:

lord-jonsnow:

ghirahim:

orewatowi:

spoonster:

theguitarsnameisdark:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

Awright, this is my new favourite video.

this man has the best job.

MAAAAAAAAAAAPLE SYRUP!

beeeEEEEER

I turned up the volume and started laughing so loud that my dad ran in the room

“DID YOU FIND A VIDEO WITH ALL OF HIS SCREAMS ON IT”

Some of my most fond memories are of my mom screaming from the next room “Get in here quick, The Chairman is gonna say the secret ingredient!!”

I just.

would you just look at how much fun he has being ridiculous like that fuck I want his job

The way he said asparagus, I think he was trying to seduce me.

Asparagus.

(via katierebekah)

2 days and 4 hours until i have to take my gravol for the SUPER EXCITING BUS RIDE TO THE CON! WOO seriously though, first non-adult supervised trip from home where I had to do all the booking by myself/with friends who haven’t done it before either. Pretty stoked to head to Cow-town for a weekend of nerdery! Also: Fred and George Weasley, Amanda Tapping (Sanctuary, Stargate: SG1), Adam Baldwin (Chuck, Firefly), the ENTIRE (well main 9) cast of Star Trek Next Gen! (Picard, Riker, Deanna Troy, Bev Crusher, Wesley Crusher, Worf, Data, Georgie LaForge, and the head of security whose name escapes me as she hasn’t really been in the episodes that play when I’ve been waking up recently) I’m so ridiculously excited for this.